What Time Zone Do Chickens Live In?

While putting my girls to bed tonight, a fly on the wall would have heard this:

ME: ...in Jesus name, Amen. All right, give me kisses. Night-night.

NOODLE: Are people in China right now just waking up, or going to bed?

ME: They would be waking up. Good night!

NOODLE: What about in Africa?

ME: Um... I'm not sure about that one. (I'm lucky I remembered China's time zone!)

HOPERS: In Florida right now, is there chickens?

ME: ....

NOODLE AND HOPERS: (raucous laughter)

And then the fly on the wall would leave, shaking it's head.