Even if I knew what boredom was, there never seems to be a place for it in my life. When I decided not to home school my kids this year, two people asked me, "Won't you get bored?" My response bordered somewhere between a "HA!" and a "Ptthhhbbb!" (That's me laughing while trying not to laugh.)
If Boredom and I ever happen to meet, I let you know. I'll shake it's hand and say, "Let's be friends," and invite it over to stay for a while. Then, some of the stuff like what happened in my life during the past few weeks will stomp on its head and squish it out of existence.
Conclusion? It is n
ever boring around here.
Wednesday the 14th:
My 3-year-old brother, Teegan, throws up large amounts of blood and ends up at the local hospital. He loses so much blood that he has to have a transfusion, IV fluids, and as he puts it, "Too many doctors!" Our city is so po-dunk that we don't have a single pediatric gastroenterologist. This means, in order to find out what's wrong with him, they have to put an endoscope down his throat, but there's no one qualified to do it.
("Huh?? Just get a smaller scope!" I think quietly many times over.)
I pack up my kids and spend the evening at my parent's house taking care of Tobi and Tabi while Mom and Dad are at the hospital. Noodle spills her noodles all over the kitchen floor, Hopers spills her noodles on top of Noodle while Noodle is cleaning them up, and Tabi refuses to do her homework. Tobi exclaims, "This is the best birthday ever!" while eating her noodles because, a., it actually is her birthday that day, and b., she is excited to have her "nieces" sleep over.
Thursday the 15th:
I get a call from Seth in the morning. He forgot to bring his dress boots to work and there's a "thing" today so could I please please drive across town and bring them to him? Sure, I say. Oh, and can you bring me breakfast too? Sure.
From the firestation, I head to the hospital to bring Mom some food, shampoo, and reinforcements (me) so that she can take a shower while I watch Teegan lay in the hospital bed watching Bob the Builder.
The hospital finally gets it together and decides to transport Teegan by ambulance to Jacksonville (where there is, apparently, a smaller scope and a doctor).
I gather my siblings again, this time to bring them to my house to stay.
Friday the 16th:
Today is Mom's birthday. I
was going to take her to lunch. Instead she gets to spend it draped in over various pieces of furniture in Teegan's hospital room in Jacksonville while worrying about him. Docs find two very unpleasant uclers in Teegan's stomach, cauterize them, and test them for bacteria.
I juggle getting four kids back and forth between two different elementary schools and also help out with Noodle's class (sorting papers) as I usually do on Fridays.
We spend the weekend going to approximately 36 birthday parties (because September is birthday crazy). Mom, Dad, and Teegan come home from the hospital by Sunday afternoon.
Monday the 19th:
I realize I haven't run in forever and hit the Miccosukee Greenway trail with Poppy. I attach my car key to the leash. I discover, somewhere in between mile one and three that my key is no longer attached and I have to scour the trail for it.
I find it and decide that my sports bra is a much safer place to put it.
Tues the 20th:
I awake in bed this morning with a stinging, yet sore sensation on my pinkie toe. There is a large bump. A call to my sister and a few pictures from my cell confirm it: I have a spider bite.
It hurts.
I limp.
I'd show you a picture of it, but I don't want to traumatize you.
Wednesday the 21st:
We finally, FINALLY put the rest of the painted doors back on the kitchen cabinets. Ahhh... it's so nice to have an almost finished kitchen. At least there are no more doors laying around the house.
Seth's mother arrives from driving across the country from Idaho. (Ah, now you see why the doors finally got finished!)
Thursday the 22nd:
My mother-in-law brings out the gifts. Mine? A Shark. Sweet. I will steam my floors into submission.
Noodle receives a snake. It belonged to Seth's mom, but she decided to give it to Noodle to replace dear Sophie who (accidentally) left us to explore new lands when we moved.
Friday the 23rd:
Hopers falls asleep on the bus coming home from school. Noodle gets off at the stop. Hopers doesn't. Seth has to chase the bus down to the next stop with the van and have the bus driver wake her up. Hopers is a little traumatized, but otherwise survives.
Today:
I sit for a moment at my computer with my foot up on a pillow (horrible spider bite, remember?) and type this all out. I take a deep breath. I will dive back into the chaos momentarily.
I think I'll type "momentarily" again, just to draw out the moment of peace.
Mo.....mennnnn...........tarrrrrrrr.....ily.
Oh. There it goes. Sorry, boredom, you can't come over to play at my house.